Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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