I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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