I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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