Plan B is the new Plan A
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it hurts more in the daytime
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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