party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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