he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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