Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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