Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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