ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Randomize
