i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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