The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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