I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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