please come you make the beer taste better
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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