K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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