no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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