I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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