Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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