she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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