Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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