he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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