dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
