what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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