I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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