Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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This baby is an asshole
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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