shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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