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I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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