she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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