i can't believe i had my finger in that
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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