Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
God I need to hump something, right now.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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