Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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