i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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