I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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