My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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