these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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