K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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