So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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