i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
How external is "for external use only"?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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