if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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