clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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