i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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