"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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