I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Plan B is the new Plan A
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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