i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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