The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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