You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer