If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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