Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.