You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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