We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You coming home soon, man?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.