So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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