I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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