I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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