wake up i wanna do it froggy style
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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