i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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