I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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