talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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