he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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